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dutchster:

drunktrophywife:

nipsynips:

so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit

and this came out
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Hurricane sang was years ago that fish would’ve been decomposed by now. Try again!!!!!

you could say this post seems a little… fishy

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running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

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kurorams:

marycreatesart:

froth:

jakegrifball:

vore-acious:

owlcatchyalater:

My way of life.

The only way.

will always appreciate women like this

yo

I live this way of life, i love this way of life

I got a friend like this. And she is a fucking genius. 

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dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

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farnilyjewels:

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

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aotandunicorns:

dokiis:

teawithstrangers:

of-rice-and-zen:

huggersgonnahug:

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TITANS


why do we always end up here

aotandunicorns:

dokiis:

teawithstrangers:

of-rice-and-zen:

huggersgonnahug:

mini-soda

giant-hand

yaoi hand

TITANS

why do we always end up here

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